This is what you get when your customer service is trained on millions of lines of furry porn.

Incredible. I still can’t believe companies have release this shit to the public.

Next pride month is going to be super awkard

Getting this email is career goals

Finally, a job that actually fits my needs.

Jokes on you that’s exactly what I want to have happen when I do that.

Meeeee!

“Hey Witcher, why do you carry two swords?”

Yesss

Yep. That whole plate looks like my childhood.

I… I love them. I don’t know what it is but the more processed the food the more I want it. And these things taste like they’ve been assembled from compounds never actually found in nature.

That seems very strange if it goes on too long. I’d suggest calling another pediatricians office.

Humber

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