You’d think RMS would open-source himself.

I bought a used HP Color LaserJet MFP for cheap, fixed an easy problem, then installed the latest firmware update before Instant Ink became mandatory. Works great with my third-party toner cartridge. Hoping it’ll last until either it or I expire.

Like Lemmygrad, there’s enough federated beans to go around.

Can you afford a new disk? If so, bam, you have an instant backup. Install a new OS and copy over files as needed.