Shadowedcross

Used Voyager for ages but recently switched to Thunder, love the customisation on it.

So if we get rid of them all before they age up, everything will be OK.

Nah, gotta start them on audio books before they’re born.

And they would if they could.

They’ve actually all been planted by time travelers just to fuck with people.

Do not engage in oral sex with cars.

You can die from eating too much of anything eventually.

Yep, we got a new microwave and this is the most annoying thing about it, if I want it to stop I just press the cancel button though.

To prevent choking if it gets swallowed.

I guess you’re allowed to be wrong.

Bone meal.

Gotta have a giggle while spanking the monkey.

I’ve never seen so many tags, Jesus.

Maybe I am autistic after all.

Literally looks like a sex toy logo.

Ah, shit.

I’m somehow not surprised.

I mean, it takes a minute at most to change the device’s time, so I don’t mind doing it.

A cowboyara.

Jokes? In my Lemmy community? >:(