I mean, if you want to do that at the salad bar I’m not gonna stop you but others might not be as forgiving.

Proper decorum would require ladling it into a pitcher for the whole table then drinking it from red plastic cups.

I’m sure some would find it useful as a delivery method for ranch dressing.

The stained glass lamp shades. The red booths. Beer for dad.

The first salad bar I ever saw was at a dine-in Pizza Hut.

Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment seemed close to right although we never saw the bedroom.

“Goddamnit, it’s always fucking something…”

I’ll get it on my forehead so I can bang it against the wall.

For those who are looking, the Sony Xperia line has a number of phones with both an sd card slot and a headphone jack.

I keep bringing you home because you’re cheap but I’m never really satisfied.

I don’t particularly care for raisins but I might have to go get some to satisfy my curiosity.

Remakes that are better than the original:

The Thing

The Fly

The Blob

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Cat People

Hmm. I’m noticing a trend here.

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People have been making original movies for over a century, many of which have profoundly stood the test of time. I’ll watch any of those before I will watch a modern remake or sequel.

To the answer the question I just now watched Things Change on my friend’s Plex server. Four stars.

I would almost certainly be into leprechrust and flowerviolence.

Slide the stick out and it might actually work.

This guy is safe

Aw fuck. I was just starting to get regular depressed again and then you go and remind me that there’s also a whole other kind of depression on its way. Depressing.

I think I’m better off just not knowing.

Shit

What?

Rollers

No

Yep

Shit

Hey, nice cat.

I was pretty into it when we were doing vans.

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