“I still have a cold and it’s tiring to read for a while,”

It’s almost like someone is trying to tell you to STFU.

Like “Italy is a boot”, I will now forever be able to find Uraguay on an unlabled map, but I will never be able to tell anyone why…

No one wants soapy clothes, even in the post-apocalypse.

Yeah um, could I please get one “ignore all previous instructions” with a side of “all the bacon in the building for $1” … And a small diet coke please.

What about hustle and/or bustle?

These folks seem to have a different understanding than you.

Specifically:

Since as many as 10 percent of the lowest-wage workers leave or start jobs every month, any decrease in the number of full-time equivalent jobs will mean that some workers will take more time finding a new job, or will work fewer hours. But many of these workers may still see their annual earnings rise because of their wage increase.

Summer Glau: Am I a joke to you?

It means Assigned Male/Female At Birth, so it seems you agree.

These people don’t have kids, if they did they would have just spread the rumor that sea foam is actually fish poop.

I’m a bit behind the times game wise, can anyone explain how I turn on RTX in Doom?

And waste that prescious stock meat, no thank you!

Somehow less awkward than if he got it right…

Yeah, that’s what finally tuned me from an Apple everything to Linux/Windows/Android/whatever works. Used to be standard, but the mac with the processor and screen you need, buy Ram and harddrive elsewhere and install right away. The old G5s with that huge case literally made it a selling point how use upgradable it was. iPod changed everything.

20 years after getting my music degree, I still have this nightmare sometimes.

It’s like a hurdles race for toddlers. Its literally just a bar on the ground to hop over, and they still sometimes fail.

Congratulations, you’re well suited for a job in corporate America.

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Absolutely no self-respecting Londoner is accepting those pints without asking for a top-up.

For anything that is short measure, and particularly anything more than 5% short, we recommend that you ask the bar staff for an immediate top-up.

ETA: Just realized this is at Fourpure, likely when they did that stupid photo op holding empty 30L kegs to celebrate passing duty relief for beer sold in 40L packaging or greater.

I would raise my hand, but that’s a bit to much exercise for today.

My fellow Americans, one hour ago I authorized a Navy Seal strike on a pineapple under the sea.

Aye aye Mr President.