2% insincere/ random/ did not understand the question/ thought the question was actually asking the opposite… that’s pretty low. Usually hard to get that under 6-7%.

And where are they back from? Does everyone have time machines?

Getting screwed

Robots are defined by their moving parts but the best robots have as few moving parts as possible. Make of that what you will.

Teams takes over the sound so you can’t adjust the volume in a meeting by clicking the taskbar and changing volume. If anyone sets their status to away or sick or vacation or whatever there’s a notification about that over the chat and you can’t dismiss it. It’s slow to load, uses a ton of resources (just get a new laptop!) and generally sucks.

Sisyphus was a king so this is probably accurate

Finland and Türkiye: We’re going to create a script that unambiguously follows the phonemes of the language so any word you can read you can say.

Norway: Hold my “I am going to create a script that is so Swedish chef noises” Sue Sylvester meme

They also let porn back on Tumblr

Boss: Did you mean to use a shirtless picture on your work profile.

Me: Yeah, that was totally on purpose. I didn’t just look through my pictures for a recent head shot and then not notice my nakedness. That would be absurd.

/me changes it as quickly as possible

Did you go to bed at 22? You did, didn’t you?

Let’s see if we can’t figure this out.

In 2021, 54% of all gun-related deaths in the U.S. were suicides (26,328), while 43% were murders (20,958), according to the CDC. The remaining gun deaths that year were accidental (549), involved law enforcement (537) or had undetermined circumstances (458).

The FBI collects data on “active shooter incidents,” which it defines as “one or more individuals actively engaged in killing or attempting to kill people in a populated area.” Using the FBI’s definition, 103 people – excluding the shooters – died in such incidents in 2021.

The Gun Violence Archive, an online database of gun violence incidents in the U.S., defines mass shootings as incidents in which four or more people are shot, even if no one was killed (again excluding the shooters). Using this definition, 706 people died in these incidents in 2021.

Citation: What the data says about gun deaths in the U.S. | Pew Research Center - https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/04/26/what-the-data-says-about-gun-deaths-in-the-u-s/

None of these numbers really seem to add up to what’s in the meme.

Edit: although, what if we killed one billionaire for every school kid that got shot, whether the child died or not. That might work?

I know she wasn’t but sometimes that’s all the representation people get.

I remember it as something with the patient’s dad sleeping with her and then he freaks out when he finds out that she has XY chromosomes. But that doesn’t sound right?

Was that the one where the patient was androgen insensitive?

Haha rekt 'um

Am I the only one who hates the way there’s text that follows a circle but there’s two of them and they don’t follow the same circle?

cough cishets

I think these are two pictures of the guy that it isn’t. From a coffee shop or hostel or something. It’s just a shitty camera at an awkward angle takes pictures of a guy (actor Timothée Chamalet) with and without his backpack on.

Don’t eat the rich 🥺😉

Man’s been dead for 14 years, it’s not like he’s gonna come out with a new collection anytime soon