Oh don’t worry. We can look forward to years of “25 more things you didn’t notice playing Silksong” video essays.

How about masturbating with a friend?

They came to my house once. Once.

I was balls deep in Lost Izalith and someone rang the doorbell. Of course I can’t pause the game, so I placed my character on a spot I thought he would be safe.

While going down the stairs they rang a second time, must be urgent.

I open the door.

These two fucking fabric softener crusaders smile at me. One at the front, the other behind him. The first one asks if I “knew that Jesus loves me” and tries to hand me a brochure.

I hear my characters dying screams faintly from upstairs.

My eyes widen.

The “You Died” sound can be heard.

I don’t move. Just stare at him. He might have said something. I don’t know.

After some time, I don’t remember how long I stood there, they went away.

Their false god cost me my souls and humanities I could not retrieve. I will remember this. And so will they.

*ultra rich white old men

Congratulations! You will now work off that debt for the next 40 years! 🥳

Kiddiefiddlerhill

That’s like going full kamikaze, wrecking your opponent and somehow surviving the act.

What do you mean “passed as an alien”? It clearly is a life form that doesn’t exist on earth. Therefore -> alien.

I’ve seen shit that would blow your tits clean off. Mods crying on raided discord servers. I watched Ricardos ass cheeks more often than my wife’s. All those memes will be lost in time…like comments on /b/…Time to yeet.

I actually like this. Never saw it that way. I will do it the Spanish way the next time my ass gets fried at 35 degrees plus.

I don’t know. Never have been to Spain. But Spanish beer is sold in small 0,33 Liter bottles here. Which my German brain doesn’t register as beer sometimes. It’s confusing. I am confused. And tired. Going to sleep. Good night.

I think the point is that alcohol tends to wreck you harder at higher temperatures and Spain is (at least in Europe) known for its ungodly heat.

By sinning. Apparently.

Celebrating pain since the very beginning…

For Christoph Waltz? Always.

This is pure beauty. Thank you ❤️

Ricardo memes are the only ones I actually miss.

People who multi class are the worst.

Only found out on reddit when I got my first death threat. The first of many ❤️