Greetings friend! Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you’ve got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don’t delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

Sup my broski! All I do is shenanigans! Ordered two nachos and one bean burrito at Taco Bell instead of the other way around 😂 how’s it going!!

Yeah I wish I had a texting buddy that I could talk to about something

I’ve been busy!

I can relate, except I have an appetite but am not hungry.

All the Caribbean countries are in NA, and Central America.

What?

I offered my landlord US$100 a month to have a cat. He said no, thinking I’d move. I didn’t move, I just hang out with my mom’s cat, who loves me.

you can defederate with groups but gatekeeping the entire fediverse feels wrong

I’m socially libertarian and fiscally communist

me too, thanks

parenthood?

May Reddit die

Sometimes deer get their antlers stuck together and they die because of it

When the Reddit is Fun app shut down due to the API thing, I spent days deleting hundreds of comments/posts that I had made.

They should buy some paint so it matches the other knobs.

We do, we do!

Don’t worry. I saw Steve Guttenberg on TV. He is on it.

It’s so annoying when this happens.

LUIGI