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This gag also appeared in a 1990s In Living Color sketch about a juicer infomercial.

Or even add to another, greater queso sauce.

There have been scattered hobbyist takes on turning a 3D printer into a plotter (a 2D vector-based type of printer) because the moving around in two dimensions a 3D printer does for each layer is the exact thing a plotter would do with a pen on a sheet of paper. Here’s one such project.

Available with less JPEG on the original source (archived).

Source: Cowbirds In Love by Sanjay Kulkarni

Source: comedy writer Zach Dunn. Giving credit is cool.

Being a pirate is alright with me!

Thank you for telling us about how much dong you’re holding.

“You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to pee in Old Entish…"

This was from a webcomic from around ten(?) years ago called “Pictures In Boxes.” It was at PicturesInBoxes.com but the site is gone, the Web Archive coverage is spotty, and I haven’t been able to track down the specific URL for this one.

If you watch Titanic in reverse it’s about a sad lady floating on a door who idly fishes a cute boy out of the ocean and brings him onto a big fancy steamship that has conveniently sprouted up over by an iceberg, where they have steamy no-strings vacation sex until they split up because they each find new boyfriends on the ship they’d rather go to Europe with.

It feels intangibly relevant somehow that Alec Guinness was wearing a toupee when he played original Obi-Wan.

Oh my cod!

They did both misspell their band names.

Diced onions are for amateurs. Pyramided onions are where it’s at.

I’m a New Yorker and used to date a person from Chicago. We saw eye-to-eye on many things, but we had to be okay with the fact that this debate was not among them.

…Shaking more red pepper flakes onto your dollar slice?

We’d all still be drinking baby bottles.

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