Men who don’t even play tennis fantasising about some monster power serve. That would get chopped off instantly.

The children yearn for the streams. They make jokes about seeding. The netflixes have won, at least for now.

So we either stop shooting children or start shootings billionaires. Which one do you think is more likely?

“You know what we mean!”

So we’re back to gender being a social construct then.

You can’t write OOF without OF

the children yearn for the vines

Usually tiktok is the most responsive feed out of all the platforms if you scroll away from some specific content asap. It will not try to push it again and again.

More jobs and cheap groceries? Gotta be more jobs and cheap groceries.

Meanwhile YouTubers don’t get paid enough so they still show you their ads.

sometimes you don’t believe in karma

sometimes karma believes in you

Tell her we don’t have to go in her Tesla if she’s forced to wear that.

Me trying to infinite scroll but the algorithm is just new posts in chronological order. What is this, a reasonable platform that I don’t feel like using 24/7?

Found the Constantine fan.

When you’re mad for needing healthcare.

yeah whatever, pew pew, murica

Sports can be ugly, but also very beautiful 🥲

Good.

sometimes you just

Any criticism of capitalism is the same as historical communism and therefore always wrong. Accept your fate, citizen.

State of current job offers.