Chef Mike! Always coming in clutch for so many people 🥲

Alternate viewpoint: We’re forged in the fires of adversity. No longer are things easy or handed to us, we make our own road. We learn, teach ourselves, work our passions and figure things out against all odds. We’re stronger, wiser and ultimately happier for it, despite outward appearances

Why would I be in the same room? Ew, I’m going back in my gated community and calling the cops

I agree, let’s let the animals outside and enjoy their lives. I’m still going to eat them, I just want them to have a nice life before I do. Buy grass fed, organic, cage free, vote on bills supporting outdoor space, make it happen.

The requirements are more of a suggestion. In my experience recruiters have no clue what they’re even asking for, just apply anyway and recognize you need some experience in what they are asking about because it’ll come up in the interview

It’s all in the imagery. Motels are dirty and scary, Airbnb is not.

And yet, they ain’t going anywhere! Guess they’re not so bad after all. Look we can shit on stuff all we want, we’re still the minority

MAXIMUM speed!

Easy, they’re brainwashed, exactly as planned. Watch the news lately?

Str8 facts