Would certainly make their kids Chappell Groan.

Stool

Couldplay

Grateful Dad

The Curve

The Poors

Tonic Youth

System of a Dawn?

These?

If so they are real olives, not whatever everyone is talking about.

Isn’t that only how American(?) toilets work? Other places don’t flush using the siphon effect.

They don’t even drink chat.

I was thinking more of a Parson Terrier.

Would you like to review our app?: Yes or Not Now.

Does that make you a laptoprostitute?

I upvoted you but I wasn’t happy about it.

What has happened to their hands?

Straight outta Couptown

It is the distant future of the year 2024. Our intrepid hero uses her pocket computer to argue that the world is flat.

Soup of the day after is superior to soup of the day in every way possible.

I ended up with his brother Reginald McBoatface.

Phones with buttons?

Creep with a boner

For those about to rock with a boner

Look what you made me do with a boner

Great balls of fire with a boner

You really got me with a boner

Throw(e)

Make your problem someone else’s problem.

Completely hatless.