Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It’s harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe

Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn’t cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid

Dale Earnhardt is an american Nascar driver who american conservatives love to claim as their own, even though his politics are remarkably liberal. Also worth noting is that Nascar is a primarily southern-conservative sport.

Can we ride ostriches?

It’s not stupidity though right? It’s poes law. People simply can’t tell what is or isn’t satire; is the funny looking guy at the desk smart? Dumb? Arrogant? There’s no way to tell if you don’t know who he is (most people don’t pay attention to losers like crowder) so people have to make a base assumption based on their already existing perceptions.

Seriously, I grew up on sm forums where people would constantly say don’t feed the trolls. Shame society at large didn’t get the memo

Guillotines. Run em through until people understand: hoard wealth, lose your head

sTeroids?

The new windows appification and UI shit screams “we think people are straight up fuckin retarded” to me. They might as well manufacture keyboards to look like speak and spell toys

Ah shit, drank ayahuasca before my hike again

This is that scene from scary movie 3

The south is emphatically wrong on so much shit but calling soda/pop “coke” is somehow at the top of my list

Call all ice cream vanilla, or all cereal corn flakes, or all alcohol beer why the fuck not

I can’t read it

If anyone is wondering why this is in a diagram, it isn’t showing how to break a ligament, it is demonstrating a type of tendonitis test.

I went back to tf2 after cs2 came out and I am so sad to see it totally infested by botters and aimhacks

It was valves crown jewel for a while and now it’s just rotting

We live in hell

Bold to assume we own yards

People already do this on dating apps with filters

Two words: lemon shandy

Switching from obesity to cancer 👍