ffs now it looks blue and gold. am i dying?

oh shit not him!

when I took my wife to flavortown general they smothered her in grilled onions, gravy, and texas toast. topped her off with a kentucky bourbon mustard. At the end of it all they said “no charge, enjoy your visit to flavorcountry” and that was it.

now imagine that bill in the u.s.!

if you had lightscribes you could do that on top and this on the bottom. tho you may create a black hole.

a wild Don Frye appears

Harry Potter is not even that good! There, I said it.

how do you like the SPv1?

Rest In Pepperoni

oh, of course!

“old man” here, what’s a nya? thank you i advance.

they aren’t the first person to say that i’ve seen this week, but they are the first person i’ve seen pass it off as their own.

those things are tough! I’ve been watching this video for an hour and it still hasn’t broken.

depends, is it nuclear?

yes, trustworthy mitt

I believe this story based on profile pic.

i always picked die, does anything happen if you pick skate?

you’d be noseblind after a while so go for it

you wanna be me? i’m the real me.

green eggs and haaaaammm

pant dash, pant splash