So I’ve been using Linux since 2006 after moving away from Windows during college. Since then, I’ve used every major Windows to keep up to date and because it’s a part of ,y job to stay current.

What I’ve discovered is MS doesn’t actually iterate. They never abandon the old. Parts of Windows are from XP (and cant tap into dark mode UI). Then from 7. Then parts of 10. Then they added new stuff in 11, but everything else remains. Which is why they have 200 DX libraries.

The most peculiar company on the planet that unmistakably generates shit upon shit because it just can’t stop hoarding.

I’m seeing foldable phones and tablets in lots of movies like it’s an amazing tech people can’t wait for. When in reality they are spinning their wheels trying to get you to keep buying a new phone for $1500 every year. This one has a new button!!!

I don’t know it worked for a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters. Just. Give them time.

“I don’t have a wife” Uno card!

A stroller by the side of a gas station.