Yeah I remember the early seasons where the spinning robot which was basically a garbage compactor motor on wheels or smth absolutely shredding the competition

oh of course now it makes perfect sense

Reddit of sides two the

Idk still not getting it

They meant they thought they could have a nice conversation with another person, you in this instance, instead of an argument.

A baked potato skin and some super glue and you can trick your dinner guests real easy

I got double eyebrows all day, looking for a single or the more rare no brow

Oh shit you got the second picture?

Is it two eyebrows or one?

I have a double eyebrow for trade.

bröther .. I require the cröncħ

It was actually only $4 at whole foods on Saturday.

Yep, heterosexual sex between a man and a women is gay as fuck, she’s literally fucking a dude which is the gayest thing you can do.

Only if you don’t keep working at your partnership and are just there for the comfort of not being cosmically alone, sure.

Hummingbirds are omnivorous after all.

Providing my weekend LAN party with the Warcraft 3 beta was the highlight of my early nerd career

It was originally a can of whoopass

So. That’s what chemical x is.

Yeah but he’s being driven to those farms by Ben Ghazi

As gross as pandering to the community is/was I’d take that over the “back in the closet”

Lots of head injuries going around back then

White Oak Power

Narwhals don’t bacon round these parts, but you better fucking believe our beans wear jeans all day long.

And get ready for the voids to consume you.

The person you’re talking to is deliberately not going to agree with anything you’re saying, fyi.