Some people are gay.

I know this is invasive but PLEASE show us the shepweiler

My grandpa had a fist fight with his dog princess.

You got it

Late term abortion

Oh that’s why yoplait is so fucking good

Jesus Christ

Two people are fighting and one gets control of the other. He then throws the person across the room instead of killing him.

And what is that reason?

…now I feel bad …sorry …i regret it

I’d literally rather risk losing everything to a blue screen than use something arcane, deliberately difficult to use, unnecessarily complicated and bereft of any interesting or useful programs.

Linux is great for niche scenarios, like software development, but horrible for most daily use and any critic who pretends otherwise is ignorant or lying.

NO I DON’T FUCK YOU DIE IN A FIRE