I like to think I’m still nice, a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶!

Thank you! I was starting to wonder if I was the one who missed a memo…

INTP? No, I’m actually out of TP

In theaters? Speak No Evil. In general I watched Lars and the Real Girl like a week ago.

Nah, my comments are all pretty dumb. OP’s logic checks out.

Unless it’s the Kool-Aid man’s blood…

You know the phrase, walk softly and pick up all the sticks that look cool

Bruh, I’m not one for office drama, but I would recommend keeping records of that if no-one else knows he’s doing that to you.

Spaghetti makes the most beautiful swirls.

Yeah, you’ve probably grown accustomed to most memes using high fructose corn syrup which is clear and easier to hide.

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

Humancenticycle

Jar Jar Biden?

Exactly, my wisdom teeth got removed so I got the tattoo on my tongue. Way more visible in public…

I’ve honestly never had Little Caesar’s, I assumed it was similar to Dominos in quality…

Not vegan though, because a human was harmed for the creation of that ponytail.

I literally haven’t seen a pop-up that I didn’t need to manually enable in years. Didn’t realize they were still an issue…

Bruh, those stairs are wasted

“Correct” is a strong word, it works for their show because you’re seeing it through the protagonist’s eyes who is absolutely loving the situation when compared to his dull office job. The colorful aesthetic there serves as part of the storytelling. However, choosing to just not make blood look like blood for everything only serves to undermine the violence shown. People talk about the dangers of becoming decensitized to violence through media, but imagine if media doesn’t even show to grousom results of said violence what that could do to people’s perception of it in real life.