Well that was unexpected…

Guard took “Link” as an elective and knows what “Hup, Hyaaaa!” means in Hylian.

This is why “Happy Holidays” is a thing.

2 words to cover Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and new years.

I kinda want to see those vintage fonts… Anything interesting?

I get stuck at 1536 everytime

Ever seen Final Destination?

3 dozen = 36.

If it’s a top 40 station, that’s a pretty good selection of the top.

Thigh highs are acceptable

I hope you still get bowling shoes

I only know these exist from the guy who was posting YouTube shorts trying to catch them all…

Coughing x2 cracked me up the most.

Enjoying their vacation with Hawaii, Cuba, the Philippines, Madagascar, Italy, and a bunch of others…

You can go the gender neutral route & just say “oral”

Probably the same thing they called viruses and bacteria: Demons.

I have an Oddish pot I still need to get a plant for…

No ma’am, I cannot accept your coupon for “$5 off a Nintendo Game”… First, this coupon expired in 1994; Second, this coupon was only valid at Toys R Us; Third, this is a Wendy’s and you’re only here for your free Mini Frosty.

Yes, I’ll get my manager…

If my electric skateboard experience counts for anything, you tend to let go of the throttle when you’re falling, so deceleration happens.

This is also why it’s important to have a lanyard on your controls.

An electric skateboard controller would be all you’d need.

You could probably Just rip the guts out of a small board and make shoes as long as you didn’t mind only having one foot drive…

Made fun of, yes, but there was no outrage, calls for boycotts, etc.