As Agent Smith said of '90s New South Wales, “the Matrix was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization”.

“At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus.”

I AM KENOUGH
I AM KENOUGH
I AM KENOUGH
I AM KENOUGH

What? Psych studies over-relying on university student volunteers biases the results? That’s so WEIRD.

“It’s my book, and they’ll walk if I tell them to!” -J.R.R. Tolkien, probably

For reference, two incidents involving exposure to Cobalt-60:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ciudad_Juárez_cobalt-60_contamination_incident

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samut_Prakan_radiation_accident

I am not a vampire lawyer, but vampire courts do tend to side with the vampire when these types of questions come up after the fact.

Yes, you agreed to the Terms of Service (aka Social Contract). For people in the USA, that includes the 4th amendment, which explicitly allows law enforcement (living or semi-living) to enter with a warrant. Therefore you have granted permission to enter.

If they don’t have a warrant, or if they messed up the paperwork somehow, then they burst into flame.

Look at all those beautiful pixels and crisp text. 10/10.

Needs more JPEG

If only there was a way to build that function directly into the phone.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainly of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.

Video tutorial covering roundabouts and also defensive techniques for fighter aircraft.

Find an alien that’s barely heard of milk. Now explain cheese.

All I see are spy drones.

IF YOU DON’T RULE AND STONE, YOU AIN’T COMING HOME!

Does that require admin access? It wasn’t their machine, it was one the school provided for the auditorium.

This wasn’t their machine, it was one the school provided for the auditorium.

I saw that happen once in a big presentation.

There was a team of students presenting their work to ~200 people. Right in the middle, a pop-up says updates are finished and the computer needs to restart. It has a helpful 60-second countdown, but “cancel” is grayed out, so all they can do is watch.

I was only in the audience and I still have nightmares.