I’m an electrical engineer living in Los Angeles, CA.
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Yes, you agreed to the Terms of Service (aka Social Contract). For people in the USA, that includes the 4th amendment, which explicitly allows law enforcement (living or semi-living) to enter with a warrant. Therefore you have granted permission to enter.
If they don’t have a warrant, or if they messed up the paperwork somehow, then they burst into flame.
Look at all those beautiful pixels and crisp text. 10/10.
If only there was a way to build that function directly into the phone.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainly of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Find an alien that’s barely heard of milk. Now explain cheese.
IF YOU DON’T RULE AND STONE, YOU AIN’T COMING HOME!
ooterness@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•Have you heard about Blue Screen syndrome?English5·8 months agoDoes that require admin access? It wasn’t their machine, it was one the school provided for the auditorium.
ooterness@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•Have you heard about Blue Screen syndrome?English7·8 months agoThis wasn’t their machine, it was one the school provided for the auditorium.
ooterness@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•Have you heard about Blue Screen syndrome?English26·8 months agoI saw that happen once in a big presentation.
There was a team of students presenting their work to ~200 people. Right in the middle, a pop-up says updates are finished and the computer needs to restart. It has a helpful 60-second countdown, but “cancel” is grayed out, so all they can do is watch.
I was only in the audience and I still have nightmares.
This is a quote from The Onion’s endorsement of Joe Biden for president, which was posted October 3, because it’s The Onion.
Technically correct is the best kind of correct.
Pro tip: Use molten lava. Lava is a liquid, but I don’t think anyone describes it as “wet”.
IRL Raven from Snow Crash.
If no one eats nuts, we’ll all (eventually) be overwhelmed by ever-growing piles of uneaten nuts. Then people with but allergies will really be in trouble.
Therefore anyone who can safely eat nuts has a moral obligation to do so. q.e.d.
Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)
I am not a vampire lawyer, but vampire courts do tend to side with the vampire when these types of questions come up after the fact.