Video tutorial covering roundabouts and also defensive techniques for fighter aircraft.

Find an alien that’s barely heard of milk. Now explain cheese.

All I see are spy drones.

IF YOU DON’T RULE AND STONE, YOU AIN’T COMING HOME!

Does that require admin access? It wasn’t their machine, it was one the school provided for the auditorium.

This wasn’t their machine, it was one the school provided for the auditorium.

I saw that happen once in a big presentation.

There was a team of students presenting their work to ~200 people. Right in the middle, a pop-up says updates are finished and the computer needs to restart. It has a helpful 60-second countdown, but “cancel” is grayed out, so all they can do is watch.

I was only in the audience and I still have nightmares.

This is a quote from The Onion’s endorsement of Joe Biden for president, which was posted October 3, because it’s The Onion.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

Pro tip: Use molten lava. Lava is a liquid, but I don’t think anyone describes it as “wet”.

IRL Raven from Snow Crash.

If no one eats nuts, we’ll all (eventually) be overwhelmed by ever-growing piles of uneaten nuts. Then people with but allergies will really be in trouble.

Therefore anyone who can safely eat nuts has a moral obligation to do so. q.e.d.

Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)

Oh yeah? I’m gonna steal all ur megahertz by typing really fast!

Don’t forget Allen Pan’s video where he built that contraption for real.

Highway to the Danger Zone intensifies

Studies show that upgrading from Snoopy to a plush shark results in a 30% increase in trap effectiveness.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, sixty-five tons of American pride. Canyonero! Canyonero!

Obviously someone with BEAST MODE activated.