Elf on the shelf sees all.

Tablet doesn’t fit in my pocket.

That’s easy. It’s always the BMW’s spot. Even when it clearly isn’t.

They are straight, but they’re in four columns, overlapping, even though it looks like two.

I can smell this image from here.

Gifs you can hear

They remind me of the Bob’s from Office Space.

Or in New Zealand: Chip != Chip

It’s not a restaurant but the sheep looks kinda hot.

How much for the dust in my vacuum cleaner?

The brain is probably absent.

SuperNintendo Chalmers.

Property developers wear flip flops.

Fishing for compliments?

The flat graters are easier to wash than the box type.

You have to go cross-eyed to see it.

They do but they don’t matter because of sales tax and tips.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. - Spike Milligan.

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