niktemadur

Starshit Poopers

I would like to know more.

I see what you’re saying. But what if we tweak things a little:
Math is real, it is numbers that are invented, the discreet packets in a ruler, a measuring stick. Like an imaginary line in a grid, such as the tropics and equator.

They are incapable of understanding that it is the lack of progressive policies that keep their region a neglected backwater.

I know a Reverend Kolunda reference when I see one.
It’s Insane, This Guy’s Taint:

“Be kind, rewind… re-wind? Who fights the wind?”
“The Windbreaker!”
“Precisely! Let’s go!”

Meth and cousins is what gets the job done in those there parts.

Then the terrible roads must somehow be the fault of "those libruls’, when there’s not a liberal in sight as far as the crow flies for a couple of days at least.

When you turn on Fox News for news about foxes, but turn into a conspiracy theory-following reactionary right-wing imbecile.

HEAR HEAR!

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Twitter! imitation social network spread.

I’ve yet to see vertical comic strips, those guys deadpanning then cheering, or Batman interrogating The Joker, something-something “I can’t believe I accidentally the Coke bottle”.

ACCIDENTES?
LLAME A 222-2222

“God is dead.”

(a few decades later…)

“Check out this Amogus cushion I just found.”

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.

CITRIPHUS sounds better than CITROPHUS

Fidgety corporate ADHD. Constantly breaking things that used to work and now they don’t, all across the extended ecosystem (such as Alexa). Some assholes trying to justify their salary as the clueless and mesmerized suits go along with it, this is “metrics” anti-culture they’ve created. High-fiving themselves and giving themselves bonuses, for making things palpably enshittified.

It also sounds kinda like Lucas with the Original Trilogy.

Cursed Images.
And if you want to ram this through as Blursed, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

Any fans of Vonnegut and Ice IX in here?

Tubgirl*, that’s why.

*An old internet shock meme, along the lines of Goatse, Lemon Party, and later Two Girls One Cup.

Then there’s:

El cometa - the comet
La cometa - the kite

El radio - radium (the Periodic Table element)
La radio - the radio