I’m not your buddy, pal

Which is true, honestly. The wolf needs to eat to live, and the duck/hen needs not to be eaten to live.

This guy sprinkles

Wow this one has serious air time

Because it’s simpler, and has simple words, easy for kids to learn and remember.

Do not be afraid

Immortality unlocked

If this ends up bankrupting McD I’ll be happy

Why would Helen Keller care if it’s too dark to read?

If you are able to tip the world richest man thru Twitter blue, you deserve to tip your landlord.

May be he needs to be taller because of the tall grass.

It’s not about protecting the people. It’s about who gets and controls the data. Data is the new oil.

Never thought that line was particularly impressive. A pencil is roughly a sharpened stick, so all you had to do is jab it through the eye into the brain. Would have been more impressive if he had used something more improbable, like a piece of paper.

…With a fucking pencil!

Yeah it seems like such an obvious feature. May be there was one and the OOP didn’t enable that.

Good to know, thanks for the info.

Let’s try this one more time

Cat branchman

Kinda

If you wouldn’t, it’s your loss