aardvark isn’t a swear

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Swartz

It is a travesty you can’t buy it in more places. I typically ask for a virgin Bloody Mary instead.

Make sure to secure your pets somewhere safe before you head out to the porch.

I prefer using the coping saw for eggs that are medium-sized or smaller. A delicate cut for a delicate egg!

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. -Rush

Woah, I wonder how they censored their username like that.

Well his name is Ben Swolo, so yes.

I’ve thought about installing one as well after reading this: https://bert.org/2022/06/02/payphone/

I know someone who sneezes exactly 3 times after they start chewing a piece of gum.