Red Dwarf, on the other hand, used Smeg. Which today is a company that makes excellent fridges.

I wish I had some pearls I could clutch.

That makes me technically trans.

Gravel is expensive if you’re doing a lot of landscaping. I’ll supply all of the entrepeneurs in the area and make a fortune.

What if I’m not wearing pants?

True, that’s an internationally recognized translation of those letters. Partially to make it easier for the swedes who use gibberish letters instead of the superior Æ Ø Å, I’m sure you can agree.
But the opposite isn’t valid in any language. You don’t know anyone who drive across Størebæltsbrøen to get to Ødense, I hope?

Å/A is just as jarring. The Germans might be bothered about umlauts.

Elon can consider himself proper American now that he thinks Æ can be used as substitute for A, E, or a combination of the two. Same as you sometimes see shitheads use Ø instead of O.

To those of us who use those letters daily, it’s just jarring, as it’s a completely different letter with a different sound. It would be like writing Karspleesh and expect the spelling to carry the same pronunciation.

I chuckle every time I am reminded that he named one of his kids Sideræl. In norwegian that would be a slang for Side-junk or side-slop.

Side = side
Ræl = “junk,” “trash,” “rubbish,” or “worthless stuff.” It is an informal, somewhat dismissive term used to describe things that are of low quality, broken, or generally useless.

My face when I conclude “Nobody goes there anymore; it’s too crowded.”

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Mostly due to lacking the stamina to run towards each other.

Trump/musk/Vance says/said/claims/promises/threatens/slams/alleges, etc… add those to your voyager filter, and it’ll make your feed a lot cleaner by removing a lot of the 2016-esque BS headlines.

I thought so too at first, but no: Foo-shon

I’m gonna start calling it Gulf of Fourchon (tiny shithole in the south of Louisiana) just to piss off my coworkers from Galveston and Houston.

You forgot the all time classic Dependency Resolution, and the psychological thriller “I fucked up my bootloader”.

Not far from how my GF (and the rest of her side of the family) prefers their steak: crust, and red only. Nothing but the outside should be cooked.

To paraphrase (and translate) her uncle: Light a candle in a field, and gently guide the cow past it at a safe distance.

Thai: 555

I used (and still sometimes use) o_O for the same reaction

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  :D G<  

  XD~G<  

  :) C<*

(Any way to remove color/syntax hilighting from this 4-act ascii porn?)