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What about the floor? Do the walls reach the floor? Do you even have a floor?
He only had until the end of the day until the devil came for his soul
I would’ve thought that you were twins and thought that 8 hours of sleep meant for both of you together.
Not that I get 8 hours of sleep, mind you
How old are you in human years?
You need a key though, which only the landlord has
He’s not against buns, he’s against brioche buns
What if … the chicken was adopted by a cow?
If you absolutely need another guy, sure.
Did you never notice it when he kissed you?
Get a room!
… That room should probably be a kitchen.
When a horse and a radish love each other very much they do a special hug.
I don’t know, but they’ve been milking something.
I was about to write the same thing. I blame Pavlov.
I think he does have an anti-lock braking system
🍈 is a melon
The day we let starfish suck on our nipples as if we were Ariel?