That goes against the control freaks wanting to limit our sources of pleasure to ways they can comfortably exploit.

I honestly don’t care is little Timmy touches himself. I’m concerned if 50 year old pastor Tommy touches Timmy but short of that, I could give a damn. I think it’s super creepy to insert adults into a minors self-sex life.

These are rookie numbers. Come on gays, we can do better.

Who said anything about banks? Republicans are all in on crypto. let’s play this game.

Pirate all your shit. Problem solved.

Capitalism is actually the fix for this one for once. Just be the only payment processor that lets you buy anything legal. Demand for your services guarantees your success and the others die out.

Let’s see if republicans still like capitalism now.

We have good guys?

Yep. And she’s right. This little shit has actually been very good for me. It helps having a little dependent to care for.

My cat cost my insurance company whatever they paid my doctor to write a note to tell my landlord I wouldn’t be paying a pet deposit equal to a months rent (non-refundable) and pet rent.

She seemed annoyed by the whole thing but unsurprised. Apparently part of her job is to write the landlords fuck you notes.

It bothers me that this is plausible.

Incentive