This is true, and I’m genuinely angry about that.

I’m genuinely kind of mad that I didn’t think of this joke first.

I’m genuinely angry about how true that is.

There was a show at the NYC Fringe Festival, “I can haz cheeseburger, the musical”, that focused on the walrus’s quest to find his bucket. It wasn’t good exactly, but it was very of its moment.

I occasionally take the bus from NYC to a town in the Finger Lakes, and this is so true. I have been through so many towns that check off every one of these boxes.

This is a joke aimed at a very small group of people, but as one of that group, well done.