modifier

But honestly saliva sex is my favorite though so I can relate.

Massive cock

As if there isn’t enough to be enraged about already.

And also just anytime I wish it

My choice of words isn’t accidental, and you seem to have spotted the irony without appreciating its flavor.

It isn’t about what evil capitalism created. It’s about what evil capitalism has enabled to be perfected at scale.

I swear it’s like people want to be serfs.

Care to share a representative xample?

Microsoft: ‘helping’ whether you need it or not since 1998.

Weird they don’t even need to do much for Mace Wi-AAAAOOMYGOD

Maybe Johnson County, like Lenexa or Overland Park are waspy, but at least when I lived in the area, KCK itself was where you went if you wanted to develop a meth problem.

Granted it has been a decade or so since I lived there.

I genuinely thought he’d have been caught by now. This is wild.

Onions are dangerous for cats.

On our dime.

First, I always like to recognize good image transcription, thank you OP.

I really dislike violence, and would never advocate for it; a just society offers better more evolved means of accountability and remedy.

But the idea that it should feel dangerous to be a billionaire resonates down to my marrow.

Wow, bonus that there is a legitimate reason for this. I just appreciated for once an assignment I could actually nail.

Cheese grater

A Strom Thurmond filibuster

A weevil

As someone who hires a lot of MBA types

I could give a shit about your cover letter

I could give a shit about your nice follow up email after the interview

I realize I’m a sample size of one, but I also don’t do cover letters or follow up notes for mydelf and I guess I am doing well enough that I have a bunch of energetic MBA types working for me.

Dude don’t forget incense. Vibe is all important for self care and doubly so with drugs.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Hang on, you guys don’t keep a pair of womens thong underwear just barely hanging out of the pocket of your nice trunks on a first date?

You need to send the subtle signal that you’re basically drowning in vagina.