Put it on a turntable.

They’d be right at home at .ml

And — while it’s been said that Polish journalists exaggerated on this part — it was widely reported that Seymour also mistranslated the innocuous statement that Carter was happy to be in Poland to the much less innocent claim that he was “happy to grasp at Poland’s private parts.”

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Or it has “lighting” but for some unseen reason, everything but the keys are lit up with leds. No actual backlighting.

Thanks, that’s not helpful.

That there’s a market correction, Jack. That’s basic economics, elementary stuff.

I read that and don’t see how it’s relevant in this case. I’m simply telling the truth. Invest your tithe into a retirement account and call it a day.

No such rules in this one – your god is a lie sold to castrate and incapacitate you.

I found that fascinating and spent most of middle school doing my own reading and research on it. Although now I’m more terrified than fascinated.

Do whales go to Wendy’s?

Wait until they hear about folks that get caught driving while black.

Can it.

This year because I’m a union member I get 3 paid sick days and a personal day extra, which would pay for my dues for the year twice.

I always assumed the psyc test for police is easier to pass.

I’m to THX spec, 10 feet from an 85 inch. I’m right in the middle of 1440P and 4K being optimal, but with my eyes see little difference between the two.

I’d settle for 4k @ 120 FPS locked.

Worst case scenario – order two , return one.

Choosing a desktop environment is more important than the distro

Something I saw on here awhile back is completely relatable.

Picard?

If you can tune it you can string it. The strings are cheap. For acoustic I recommend Martins – the blue pack, custom light. Electric: Ernie Ball Regular Slinky - green pack.

Pick up a string winder/wire cutter combo. I use the one I bought 27 years ago. The tool might include something to take the bridge pins off but you’re better off wrapping the bridge pin in an old T-shirt and using pliers – detune the guitar first, alternating strings. Heaviest string, lightest string, 2nd heaviest, 2nd lightest… You’ll put the strings on in the same order.

You’ll need lemon oil or mineral oil. Put a dab on a rag and rub down the fretboard after you take the old strings off. That’ll both hydrate the fretboard and clean it at the same time. This is also when I dust the head and body near the bridge where it’s hard to clean with the strings on.

The first time is a little tricky but after that it’s all muscle memory. After it’s stringed and tuned it’ll probably fall out of tune for the first week or so. That’s the strings stretching and it’s completely normal.

As for a tuner I just use a phone app. It’s accurate enough for my use. If it’s a budget acoustic you should consider upgrading the bridge pins to either bone or brass, $10. They’ll sound better and are more durable. If it’s an electric, ignore everything I said about bridge pins. It’s either strung through the body or the bridge. You won’t have them.

Sorry for the wall-o-text.

Even if you could write about it and your comrade could read it, it’s fake news. If you made a video about it, no you didn’t. It’s a deep fake.

Nothing is real, nothing believable. Thus, no reason to be engaged, enraged – whatever.