We’re there! Nobody move!

Dammit, one of you moved.

I’d downvote this if I saw it at 197.

I grew up with a pear tree in my yard as well. The only downside was the wasps that it attracted. I used to fucking hate mowing around it.

I’ve been saying this for years.

Diabolical.

Broke dick, broke dick, broke dick!

Meltin’ John is the best thing I’ve ever heard.

My Bible thumping mother put her blinders on and voted the antichrist into office. I gotta say, if the Christians were right all along, I’ll be laughing in her face as we both burn in hell for eternity.

And my axe.

No way Jose am I spitting this stuff out, it tastes like fruit.

Are you insinuating that I’m a baby because I believe that mothers and fathers both deserve the same level of accomodation in regards to caring for their children in public spaces? I sure hope that’s not what you’re insinuating, because that would make you a cunt. You don’t want to be a cunt, do you?

I’ve been known to go into the women’s room to change a diaper when the men’s room doesn’t have a changing table. It doesn’t happen often, but it’s supremely irritating to me as a dad.

A more apt description of deli ham I have not heard.

You guys are so silly.

Yes and yes, in that order.

Counterpoint: yes.

Annoying sounds should be the least of your worries about Roblox. That game is a cess pool of porn and Nazi shit. My kids aren’t allowed to know it exists, let alone play it.

I’m more of a “well, shit” guy myself.

Oh look, a bebu.

I wouldn’t call it violence, I would call it a justified use of force.