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No video about furries will ever be better than this newscaster learning on-air what a furry is.

Furries were invented in 1976.

I wish the IRS had more funding so they could actually work on that. Get rid of the fucking TurboTax cartel and have the resources to actually audit and combat the überwealthy.

“I want you to hit me as hard as you can.”

I still use this.

Thanks for explaining all that.

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Customer states: OW OOF MY CAR IS TOTALED AND MY BODY IS MANGLED OUCH, PREVIOUS MECHANIC DID THIS

Alter, Herr Weiß!

I do not recognize this at all. I had no idea the description was a reference to something else, and I still found it completely accurate somehow.

Doing good doesn’t imply a single change is good enough. Taking improvements over a perfection-or-nothing approach is the point of the aphorism. Try to do a little better each day. Take the vitamin. That’s good. Tomorrow, take the vitamin and eat less candy. That’s better.

That is helping, though. Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good.

How is there a 37-foot 4:3 monitor?

“Birth is a curse, and existence is a prison. But don’t think about that.” – Michael the demon

This might be the first erudite meme I’ve seen.

I remember using “<g>” on BBSes for “grin” but I don’t remember an equivalent for frowns.

Go out and zap to the extreme!

I have experienced West Virginia and I completely support this plan.

I feel threatened.

How is there not a tracking device and we’re asking the public to what, find a jet and turn it in?

Maybe because the whole point of a stealth bomber is that it’s hard to find? It’s a war machine, not your keyring. You don’t put an Apple Airtag on it.