Build an auto-sorter, so you can put it in a chest full of random junk, and it’ll output it into labelled chests.
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I have two chimps within, Laziness and Hyperactivity. They smoke cigs, drink yerba, fling shit at each other, and devour the face of anyone who gets close to either.
They also devour my dreams.
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Fediverse memes@feddit.uk•And now for something completely differentEnglish
10·5 days agoLemmy has Reddit. PieFed has Lemmy.
Also, from 4chan’s PoV, Reddit is more like a boogerman than a boogeyman: it’s that weirdo creepo that makes you say “eew”, avoid at all costs, and if you touch them by accident or social pressures (“why no handshake?”), you immediately wash your hands.
Instead the actual boogeymen are internal: for /g/ it’s /a/, for /b/ and /int/ it’s /pol/, and for almost everyone else it’s /b/.
Ah, the struggles of the prolabubutariat…
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Technology@beehaw.org•Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like
1·13 days agoYeah, the terminology is currently a mess. Not just due to language changes, but also synchronic variation - different people using the same words for different meanings, at the same time. But for me, it’s a mix of motivations, methods, and morality:
- hacker strictu sensu - like a kid who dismantles toys to see how they work. Sometimes they break things, but they want knowledge the most. Usually grey hat, sometimes white hat, only rarely black hat
- cracker - like a kid who bashes toys with a hammer. Not interested on the knowledge itself, except when it allows them to bully other kids. Almost always black hat.
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Technology@beehaw.org•[RANT] Why is so much coverage of "AI" devoted to this belief that we've never had automation before (and that management even really wants it)?
4·13 days agoIt’s more than that: they’d need to have desires, aversions, goals. That is not automatically granted by intelligence; in our case it’s from our instincts as animals. So perhaps you’d need to actually evolve Darwin style the AGI systems you develop, and that would be way more massive than a single AGI, let alone the “put glue on pizza lol” systems we’re frying the planet for.
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Technology@beehaw.org•[RANT] Why is so much coverage of "AI" devoted to this belief that we've never had automation before (and that management even really wants it)?
7·13 days agoMy guess:
Coverage roughly follows money, and that money comes the top of the hierarchy. However, the top is too far from the production to actually get that 1) automation is nothing new, and 2) AI won’t help as much with it as advertised.
The middle of the hierarchy is close enough to the production to know those two things, but it’ll parrot them because doing so enables the inefficiency they love so much, under the disguise of efficiency.
Then you got the bottom. It’s the closest to the production, but often suffers from a problem of “I don’t see the forest, I see the leaves”, plus since it has no decision power so it ends as a “meh who cares”. So it’ll parrot whatever it sees in the coverage.
As such, who’s actually going to get screwed here? The answer may surprise you.
All three. However not in the way people predict, “AI is going to steal our jobs”. It’s more like suckers at the top will lose big money on AI fluff, and to cut costs off they’ll fire a lot of people.
Setting aside “and how will it do that?” as outside the scope of the topic at hand, it’s a bit baffling to me how a nebulous concept prone to outright errors is an existential threat. (To be clear, I think the energy and water impacts are.)
Ditto.
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Technology@beehaw.org•[RANT] Why is so much coverage of "AI" devoted to this belief that we've never had automation before (and that management even really wants it)?
4·14 days agoInterestingly enough, not even making them actually intelligent would be enough to make them liable - because you can’t punish or reward them.
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Technology@beehaw.org•Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like
3·15 days agoNo problem - miscommunication happens.
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Technology@beehaw.org•Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like
2·15 days agoYes, this should be illegal, but it’s already common practice. I’m just hoping that enough of this will eventually get people to stop buying these products, and hopefully we can start seeing some real legislation against it in some countries.
Problem is, people won’t stop buying them. Often “smart” products are sold comparatively cheaper, because the business expects additional profits through ads; and if Samsung is going this way (ads on your fridge), it’ll do it.
The “crackers” part of this confuses me. Samsung is a Korean company. The chairman’s name is Lee Jae-yong (이재용). Samsung NA’s CEO is Yoonie Joung. Maybe I’m misreading this?
By “crackers” I mean “black hat hackers”. The sort of people who’d love to drop some ransomware into your fridge and then say “if you don’t want me to brick your fridge, pay me a few bucks”.
(After some websearch, apparently Americans use it as a derogatory term. I wasn’t aware of that.)
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Technology@beehaw.org•Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like
10·15 days agoHowever, Samsung is giving users the option to turn off ads.
For now, like the author herself mentions later on (“The bigger issue is that of trust. […] that’s today.”)
[Higby] “This pilot further explores how a connected appliance can deliver genuinely useful, contextual information. The refrigerator is already a daily hub, and we’re testing a responsible, user-controlled way to make that space more helpful.”
What Shane Higby is saying here boils down to “we’re trying to help the user”. But if he said so, in clear words, every bloody body would call it bullshit, because it’s common knowledge companies smear ads on your face for their own sake - not yours. But if you hide it behind fancy words, like “further explores” and “deliver” and the likes, it’s harder to call the bullshit.
I’m getting real tired of this shit.
[Higby] "…future promotions will depend on the feedback and insights gained from the program.”
Translation: “we’re just testing the waters now. Let’s see if the suckers swallow it or spit it.”
This is similar to the justification Panos Panay, Amazon’s […] He said it was looking to be “elegantly elevating the information that a customer needs.”
Emphasis mine. You can always trust Amazon in one thing: belittling the user.
The problem here isn’t just the ads themselves (although they are a problem); it’s that they are being added to the device after it’s in my home.
[Warning, IANAL.] Fight this shit. Seriously, fight it. On legal grounds. What they’re doing should be outright illegal in most countries; it’s equivalent to changing a contract unilaterally after both parties signed it.
Additionally, I’d strongly advise against buying any sort of “smart” device, unless you’re pretty sure the benefits of connecting your toaster to the internet outweighs all the risks. Including corporations and crackers taking control of it, harvesting your data, spamming you, building kill switches into it, etc.
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•This is your brain on Hacker NewsEnglish
38·28 days agoIt’s possibly sarcasm, but I wouldn’t count on that given it’s HN.
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Why do they call it rule when...English
2·1 month agoApparently I’m a human raised among the smurfs, but still unable to use their language.
It gets worse. They often start saying something, drop it before the critical part, then talk about something else. “I need you to buy something for me, can you… ah, I need to clean the cat’s litterbox.” style. To the point I’m often saying “finish the sentence”.
But wait, there’s more! One of them is most likely autistic. And she still does those family things all the time, but now with messier and over-detailed explanations. Full of “things thinging things”.
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Technology@beehaw.org•Why Conservatives Are Attacking ‘Wokepedia’
2·1 month agoSide thought/my own ramblings here: Has there ever been hosting where the information is scattered across the world rather than one localized spot? That seems like it might be helpful, but I honestly don’t know enough about site hosting
In a certain sense we are using a system like this, due to federation. I don’t think the exact same model would work well for Wikipedia, but it could try something similar.
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Why do they call it rule when...English
16·1 month agoOh, family meeting English version.
…seriously, I got a bunch of relatives who speak like this, except in Portuguese, and replacing a few nouns with “coisa” (thing) and verbs with “coisar” (to thing). It drives me crazy.
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Technology@beehaw.org•Why Conservatives Are Attacking ‘Wokepedia’
14·1 month ago“What I can tell you is that over the years, conservatives, libertarians, were just pushed out,” Sanger said. “There is a whole…army of administrators, hundreds of them, who are constantly blocking people…that they have ideological disagreements with.”
“Oh noes, people in Wokepedia aren’t willing to accept my opinion that gravity doesn’t work on Fridays!”
“Wikipedia is losing its objectivity @jimmy_wales,” Musk posted in 2022.
If you’re really, really invested on 2+2 being five, then 2+2=4 becomes “subjective”.
In my opinion Wikipedia being hosted in USA is a liability. Or even being hosted in a single place, whichever it is.
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Technology@beehaw.org•Way past its prime: how did Amazon get so rubbish?
22·1 month agoIf a megacorporation could profit nine zillions and fifty dollars, and instead it’s profiting only nine zillions, its shareholders are already screeching at the CEO “YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL, YOU’RE ROBBING US FIFTY DOLLARS!”.
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Banished from the Community for my Godawful Posts and Worthless Clearly Incredibly Useful Adventruler Skills of Committing Magical Tax Evasion, I Quickly Became an S-Rank Troll Hunter!English
2·1 month agoEh. Isekai de Tochi wo Katte Noujou wo Tsukurou?
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Banished from the Community for my Godawful Posts and Worthless Clearly Incredibly Useful Adventruler Skills of Committing Magical Tax Evasion, I Quickly Became an S-Rank Troll Hunter!English
70·1 month agoYou’re going to reinvent soy sauce, mayo, crop rotation, and reversi. And soup.
The villainess is a better person than the heroine.
If you’re a commoner the king is bad. If you’re a noble
you and the king are bad SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!the king is good.If your father got a title, you won’t inherit it.
The guild ranks go from H~E to A~S. You’ll start at the lowest, but immediately get promoted to a mid-high rank.
Your first guild quest will be picking herbs. You’ll pick a lot of them, in perfect conditions.
You’ll get the crest/job/skill that is overpowered as fuck, but everyone believes it to be useless.
If you’re reincarnated as a man your companions will likely include a showy catgirl and a tsundere female elf. Later companions may or may not include a dragon girl, a dwarf girl, the demon queen, the ghost of a maid, and some pet.
If you reincarnate as a monster, you’ll quickly get a human form, or a humanisation skill.
“Slow life” means everything except slow life.
The title is 75% English, 25% Japanese.

They’re best used alongside a hopper filter system. Just to handle unstackables.