lobsticle 🦞

This is super wholesome and I am here for it.

Holy shit that verse goes hard

Welp, I totally misinterpreted this picture! I thought she had asked him into the shower for a little sexytimes, but she’s on her period and didn’t want to mess up the bed. Dude don’t care, he still went downtown during shark week.

If you think about it, every image we see on the internet could potentially have a Subway behind it.

Emily Elizabeth’s mom (looking at bank statement): Jesus Christ, that dog is eating us out of house and home! We just can’t afford to feed him any more!

Emily Elizabeth’s dad: I have an idea…

I have no idea what this meme is referencing, but it’s a well known adage that a good defense always beats a good offense.