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  • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.workstoMemes@lemmy.mlHave a day
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    2 days ago

    This is getting seriously depressing, I knew who it was before I checked the username. You posted that you were going to quit drinking after the superbowl, right? I believe the superbowl is over.

    You have a serious problem, but not an unsurmountable one. Get help if you need, I think you do. You can do it!


  • Internet pictures with words are fucking dumb

    Memers in shambles right now. Webcomic artists, to shreds. Researchers who use diagrams with legends in their publications, pulverized. Journalists, atomised.

    A child draws a picture of his father and writes “I love you” for it is the man’s birthday. He posts the picture online.

    YOU FOOLS!

    Yells the mother, as she beats them both to death with a large brick.

    In the halls of the United Nations, an envoy reads the latest finding of his commission: “I’m afraid every character of every alphabet is ultimately a drawing.”

    “But that would mean…”

    “Yes, I’m afraid. Every text online counts as internet picture with words. Including the meeting reports that Stephanie posts on our site.” Sound of typing stops, as Stephanie looks up, aghast The discussion resumes, the tone rises and descends again, a consensus is reached. It is a hard choice, but a fair one. All the lettered people are to be buried alive.






  • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.workstoMemes@lemmy.mlRaw AF
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    2 months ago

    Idk about you but I oscillate between feeling like God’s vice-regent on earth to feeling like an earthworm stranded on the sidewalk once the rain has stopped.

    But when you’re in one state, it’s hard to remember what it felt like to be in the other one, even if it wasn’t that long ago…