Complaining about the prices at ski resorts and amusement parks is peak first world problems.

What else does a man need Rosetta Stone for?

So a guy gets brained in a mensroom, and now you’re always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of your favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things you’ll never know…?

Are you going to… rape that water?

He’s literally training to play a professional wrestler in this picture. Starring alongside Zach Efron, who got even more swole.

Once I was walking out of a Target. I passed by a woman and her maybe 6 or 7 year year old kid just in time to hear the kid say “mommy that guy creeps me out”.

Thanks to three concussions before age 5… and my entire 20’s being spent in a drug haze… my memory is pretty shot. But I remember that encounter as clear as day.

I’m sure I’ve received a few honest to goodness unsolicited compliments, but they don’t stick in my mind as much as the derision.

You don’t know many actual working cooks, do you?

Ads are not the same thing as insanely granular data harvesting.