To be fair, “We’re not selling your data” followed by “We’re sharing data with our partners to be commercially viable” is some fantastic doublespeak

Had me in the first half, I ain’t gonna lie

The constitution doesn’t have a contents page. It was written in the 18th century on a parchment.

The first thing in the constitution is the preamble, and the first word of the preamble is a pronoun.

I’m actually pretty confident that the cover scene was in the original Bible.

You know

Posted “Just Now” 🤔

The problem is his friends own a lot of the media

From the robot’s perspective, this article is horrifying.

Belgium will be really upset that the US had co-opted mayo

Must be one of those bot accounts that Elon Musk will remove.

They really missed calling this Cokies ‘n’ Cream

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Just as we rejected slavery

Bro, you have a confederate flag hanging above your bed.
Oh, you rejected slavery because you’re the party of Lincoln? Tell me, what was the flag that Lincoln actively fought against?

Funny, since the conservative overlord Donald Trump seems to love Kim Jong Un…

“I thought we were having a smooth interview?”
“Oh no, I said DDoS! That’s what I call a smooth interview.”
“You call a smooth interview a DDoS?”
“Yes! It’s a regional dialect.”
“Uh huh, what region?”
“Uh… Bay Area?”
“Really? Well I’m from Oakland and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase ‘DDoS’ to describe a smooth interview.”
“Oh, not in Oakland, no. It’s more of a San Francisco expression.”
“So you’re calling this a DDoS despite the obvious fact that the rest of your website was fine and not affected at all?”
“Y- Uh… you know, the… the one thing I should… oh look it’s back up!”

Casual complacency when faced with actual dictator rhetoric? Bold strategy.

Oh I totally missed that. Thanks for clarifying!

You misread the number of grams in the milkshake, I think.

If it changes the “entire world”, I would very much prefer it not to change the world for the worse, but that’s the current trend.

It’s called Predictor, so it’s probably predicting the birth gender of the baby and not a pregnancy test.