Then he hit me with a surprise left

Goddammit this meme will not die

Why Philly, this city is really stupid the last few years

All due respect but you can fuck right off homoludens

In undergrad we called that tornado because of how our Math Phys professor wrote it.

Go tankless or go home baybee

Thanks but I already know what it is - perimenopause!

My forties have brought night sweats. If I don’t set the AC to 63° I wake up just absolutely drenched in sweat, it’s awful.

I love my better half dearly but I way prefer being the one to load the dishwasher, otherwise it’s just anarchy.

Don’t forget the blue pages (municipal/government)!

Welp I don’t know why that never occurred to me, I feel like a moran.

Yeah greyhounds be awkward like that

Here in Philly soft pretzels are everywhere, they’re a staple. I think usually those little hard ones are just a snack for kids?

Three friends???

This is like the gay sex cats the other day

I hear you, but no need to feel bad for her. I visit her plenty, and even if I find them a drag, I still do have long phone calls with her. As does my sister, as do my aunts, etc. She just has a pretty limitless appetite for idle phone chats and I don’t always have the time or patience.

I’m Gen X. I grew up with a landline and no caller ID, and if the phone rang you mostly just answered it, unless you were screening calls. Could be your best friend asking if you want to go to the mall, could be your least favorite aunt calling to whine at your mom for whatever her latest minor ailment is. In which case you’re stuck making polite small talk until your mom is done drying her hair or whatever.

It sucked a lot.

Now I’ve got a cell and caller ID. Unless I’m expecting a call, I never answer the phone. If it’s important, they’ll leave a message. Usually it’s not even a little bit important.

And my boomer mom just loves to call for a long pointless chat. If I see her name on the caller ID, I have to decide whether I have an hour minimum to waste because it’s never shorter than that. 🙄

I fucking love this, how cozy! Better than freezing my feet in cold stirrups.

I prefer cellular peptide cake with mint frosting tho

Me too homie