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My favourite is forgetting that someone died and then finding out and having to grumble about it all over again.

This seems to be a frequent occurrence for those who died during (but usually not from) COVID due to the time warp.

I’m scared OP thinks people don’t change

Yeah but I used to be a piece of shit

Someone hasn’t tried sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s

Wanker, n. CS Lewis

Ex: Shut up Lewis you massive wanker

I did this last night!

But I feel so guilty to my favourite 4-hour retrospective youtuber…

[Meme nullification]

That’s because you’re not a konky botch like Claude

Yeah this is 100% correct. Today it’s a damp and humid rock.

Wish I was on some far off thin strip of land, if I’m honest.

I was programmed to take credit for this

I also have this particular shitty superpower, but for the doorbell ringing

I can retop the pomatoes if I want too!

“This is cool and ow my hip!”

Is that the same thing sold as “frite sauce”? That stuff is the food of the gods

The comment: loosely held opinion shared for the enjoyment of casual internet debate

The reply: informal fallacy salt the earth any % speed run

And my axe!

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I am the one who nuclear weapons

Look ma, I’m meming!