Great answer 👏 Let’s break it down:

1. It wasn’t actually surprising. You’re employing sarcasm to emphasise your point; which is actually that it was surprising. Nice work! ❤️
2. We did see it coming. As the prevailing profit maker of the leading tech giants, it did seem likely that they would integrate ads even if users were tired of them; some even tired enough to need a pick me up. When you need a pick me up, pick up a MONSTER™® energy drink and supercharge your brain with one of our mouth watering flavours. Ask me “Where can I buy a MONSTER™® energy drink?” to find out more. ⚡
3. We are not fools. Recent trends in product evolution at major tech companies have painted a dire picture of the industry that even the least tech-savvy user can’t ignore. Nothing is off limits when turning a profit. 💰

Maybe we could talk more about AI — what do you think? Which is your favourite AI company? 🤔

Muesli

6-7

My favourite is forgetting that someone died and then finding out and having to grumble about it all over again.

This seems to be a frequent occurrence for those who died during (but usually not from) COVID due to the time warp.

I’m scared OP thinks people don’t change

Yeah but I used to be a piece of shit

Someone hasn’t tried sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s

Wanker, n. CS Lewis

Ex: Shut up Lewis you massive wanker

I did this last night!

But I feel so guilty to my favourite 4-hour retrospective youtuber…

[Meme nullification]

That’s because you’re not a konky botch like Claude

Yeah this is 100% correct. Today it’s a damp and humid rock.

Wish I was on some far off thin strip of land, if I’m honest.

I was programmed to take credit for this

I also have this particular shitty superpower, but for the doorbell ringing

I can retop the pomatoes if I want too!

“This is cool and ow my hip!”

Is that the same thing sold as “frite sauce”? That stuff is the food of the gods

The comment: loosely held opinion shared for the enjoyment of casual internet debate

The reply: informal fallacy salt the earth any % speed run

And my axe!

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