Losers are shipped to the US, like Ryan Gosling, who was named after the baby goose that kicked his ass.

I can’t find the quote but don’t expect poor people to want to stay poor. They will do whatever it takes to rise out of poverty. This privileged and naive attitude of ‘don’t do that it’s bad’ won’t work.

Well soon he will be smart enough to stop drinking it.

I’m not smart but I believe this human.

The real Phil Collins. RIP.

You’ll destroy the paper clip market, which would lead to economic collapse and the end of civilisation.

I know nothing about Canada but the way this person described our Australian health care system is correct and it works well…those who can pay more (me!) but those who can’t are still 100% covered. It’s not perfect but it’s 100 times better than the US.

Masturbation for melatonin. It’s got a certain ring to it.

That’s not how soul sales work.

Heroin will show him.

Sure we’ll just have to remove those useless bits of flesh and bone you have at the moment and then you pay $23.84 per km travelled on your fantastic new stealth legs.

Grow room.

We’re definitely on the same side. What many people see as an inconvenience is a job for many. I once had a boss who’s first company was a trolley collection company, he started from nothing, worked hard and sold it for $1m in Australia.

Takes about 10 seconds if you guess wrong, what’s wrong with you?

No, it’s a job and you’re an entitled prick who thinks it magically happens. Supermarkets where I live make billions. They can definitely afford to pay low skilled workers, of which there are plenty, to do this work.

It’s malt flavoured.

I don’t want to, which makes me the most qualified, but still no way. Mods suck.

Yes.

9 out of 10 Fox viewers become a dickhead.