I’m a bit confused about it and I’m going up there to see you EVERYWHERE

maybe next time i see this it’ll feel genuine

If you can’t grow your own, store bought is fine.

MagSafe charges super fast

Magsafe has a 15 watt limit. Compare this to the 12 Watts you could get from an old non-fast charger, and the 45-100 Watts you can get from a modern fast charger. Also factor in that Magsafe is inefficient and creates more waste heat and likely throttles charging as a result.

Much better than using a port that can wear out over time

Meanwhile you’re killing the battery with the extra heat.

Also the lighting port is pretty darn durable, and I’ve had no major issues with USB-C disability either.

already did. now what

Bojack seems really depressing from the clips I’ve seen

Transcription:

Four-quadrant meme

Upper Left: Chrome Browser Logo; PayPal Honey logo; VeePN Logo.
Upper Right: Laughing Men In Suits (And Then I Said meme)

Bottom Left: Fennec F-Droid app icon; Privacy Badger logo; UBlock Origin logo; Decentraleyes logo.
Bottom Right: “Afraid to loose money stock photo”: Stock photo of middle-aged white male on couch holding three US hundred dollar bills with a mildly frightened facial expression.

edit: also thanks to the peeps who identified the logos so I didn’t have to reverse image search every single one of them