Simon didn’t say put your hands up…BANG

My grandparents had one, it made an awful screeching sound

I guess I can either wait and see or put the laptop in the microwave

I just pulled a 20yo laptop out of storage and put Linux Mint on it because I was bored. Wifi and USB ports are slow as molasses in winter, but works fine otherwise.

RED FLAG! RUN!

Usually means we expect to grift you into doing things for free