If I could, I would

Thanks babe 🥰

I’ve had more luck on Hinge than on Taimi, but that may be a regional thing. I’m on greed too, but that is about as dead as it gets. I paid for six months right off the bat without even checking the app too closely first. Mistake. Also, greed is such a bad name.

I’m on “Her” too, but I’ve drifted more towards guys lately so I’m not using it much.

If that change is permanent, I’m leaving. Platinum is way too expensive and gold just became completely worthless.

They’re going to lose a lot of customers on this.

Yes, I realize that now. I assumed that it was blindingly obvious and I did indicate I’m trans, both in the text and as my gender. Seems the freeloaders don’t see any text or even info before a match so some visual aid is probably warranted, like a trans pride flag or something.

That is Marilyn. I just got so damn euphoric about some hick dude failing to clock me that I had to make my first post here and didn’t think too hard about what pic I used.

Yeah, I’ve been on cloud nine since it happened. 🏳️‍⚧️

Didn’t even think to thank him for possibly the biggest compliment I’ve ever received, and I don’t mean the nice smile one.

No, I’m just camera shy. We look very much nothing like each other though.

Probably not much. I work at a hospital and when the chopper lands, it’s surprisingly little wind from 50-ish yds away. The wind force is diminished by something approaching distance cubed which means it drops off very quickly with distance. I should clarify that I’ve never seen a formula for this, it’s just a semi-educated guess. Pseudo-educated, maybe? 😁

I’m pan and I’m cheap. 😉

Do I have to? I just got out…

You articulated that better than I could. For the pan/omni difference, for me it is the pan “gender blind or not seeing gender” definition that feels slightly dissonant. I appreciate all gender presentations and genitalia in different combinations and find it interesting and sexy and definitely part of the equation and I feel pan misses the mark on that. It’s mostly an academic distinction to me but someone coined the term because they felt it was an important enough distinction to warrant a different term so it’s clearly important to some. Who am I to disagree?

ELI5, what’s with the “wet” memes?

Isn’t that omni? I’m attracted to all people but like you the differences hits different so omni feels like a better fit than pan, but I still call myself pan or bi because nobody knows what the hell omni is.

Is there a label that includes everyone except golfers? Asking for a friend.

You’ve really put some thought into this, haven’t you? Not criticism, I would play the shit out of that game. As a cat, obv

I’m not that into sports, but something seems a bit off.

There was a joke template some years ago about how this coffee machine now is voice activated but it needs to learn the voices so keep trying. It worked once so that was fun.

Not a fan of truck nuts, but I don’t give a rats ass about what they do with my balls after they remove them. Feed 'em to the dogs, eat them yourself, toss 'em out the window, target practice, go nuts. _sorry

Ye. Kick those unelected sponges to the curb. I mean, we’re technically a fucking monarchy? In 2025? That tracks, actually.

Still. That shit’s gotta go.

and the one on the left is for the rabble