You articulated that better than I could. For the pan/omni difference, for me it is the pan “gender blind or not seeing gender” definition that feels slightly dissonant. I appreciate all gender presentations and genitalia in different combinations and find it interesting and sexy and definitely part of the equation and I feel pan misses the mark on that. It’s mostly an academic distinction to me but someone coined the term because they felt it was an important enough distinction to warrant a different term so it’s clearly important to some. Who am I to disagree?

ELI5, what’s with the “wet” memes?

Isn’t that omni? I’m attracted to all people but like you the differences hits different so omni feels like a better fit than pan, but I still call myself pan or bi because nobody knows what the hell omni is.

Is there a label that includes everyone except golfers? Asking for a friend.

You’ve really put some thought into this, haven’t you? Not criticism, I would play the shit out of that game. As a cat, obv

I’m not that into sports, but something seems a bit off.

There was a joke template some years ago about how this coffee machine now is voice activated but it needs to learn the voices so keep trying. It worked once so that was fun.

Not a fan of truck nuts, but I don’t give a rats ass about what they do with my balls after they remove them. Feed 'em to the dogs, eat them yourself, toss 'em out the window, target practice, go nuts. _sorry

Ye. Kick those unelected sponges to the curb. I mean, we’re technically a fucking monarchy? In 2025? That tracks, actually.

Still. That shit’s gotta go.

and the one on the left is for the rabble

You haven’t? Oh my sweet summer child. Welcome to the internet.

Maybe, but I’d still given him just about anything if he’d done it to me…

Correlation does not mean causation, but it might. If there is a plausible explanation for the correlation it is at least worth exploring, especially if there are many golf courses and therefore a lot of data.

It might also be all those toxic golfers, of course.

Okay, you asked for it: ‘the game’

I wish I didn’t know what you mean…

We have an opening August 13th if that is convenient for you? Don’t worry, well find you.

Another bonking sheep.

What in gods name have you been smoking and can I have some?

Nah, wasn’t serious. Can’t claim originality either, someone suggested that as a question whenever someone claimed to be an alpha. I just thought it was funny.

Is alpha a furry thing? I guess yes?

It’s childish, but I totally get the need to claw some feeling of control back even if it makes people a little uncomfortable. There’s been a super focus on you and your feelings lately and you need to get some normality back but almost noone will provide or even get that. It’s also funny as hell and you need funny in that situation.