That place was silly. Let’s not go back there again.

It’s running.

Is there a way to say you’re a “Berliner” or can you only say “from Berlin”?

Which brother is on the date…?

I’m probably the most modest person I know.

buzz buzz buzz

After all…

Shampoo bottle sticker makers

Music by Danny Elfman. Huh

Your head must be banging today.

Woop-woop-woopwooopwoop-wooop

Huh-huh huh

Snot a Problem

You’ll Never Walk Alone. It’s liverfool football club’s motto. They sing it at every game. People get it tattooed.

If you slide out a fart, and blow your pants apart…

I’ve noticed it with Darn Tough socks. Used to be mostly Merino wool, now it’s over 50% nylon. My last pair literally smelled like plastic for a week.

Luckyyyyyy!

They snuck around out the back, took out a SWAT officer, and now wearing their uniform, duh

scargiver