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“Pro lapsu” is Greek for “slip of the tongue?” Ew.

Since the topic is “fuck” in Christmas songs… for as long as i can remember, I thought Brenda Lee was singing “later we’ll have some fuckin pie” as she rocked around the Christmas tree.

https://youtu.be/_nH6ya5g2-s

Not that I’ve traveled all over the US, but I’ve never heard the term “chippy” used that way here. Where is it used?

“Anthropod?”

sleigh of hand

I mean it’s fine, but the Gorilla Buttfuck Kush 5000 Pro just dropped

Femboys are you doing today or tomorrow night for me to come in and get a ride

No, thank you! I love any opportunity to share spood info, and orbweavers are amazing! The fact that they use their webs as giant ear drums (no seriously, watch the videos!) blew me away when I saw it.

And there’s so much I learned about spiders growing up that’s just plain wrong but still repeated, it’s exciting never knowing what new thing you’ll learn (or old misconception you’ll UNlearn) when you start looking into spiders and their behaviors.

OK I better shut up and leave before someone asks me about jumping spiders.

I do too.

Be blown away by Orbweavers

A whole video on just their webs

Travis McEnery’s entire channel is gold

Bonus pic of a friend’s wild caught Orbweaver that they’ve been rehabbing indoors after they watched it get stung by a wasp caught in its web on their back porch:

Everything in its right place.

Kid A makes all the ballfarts worth it.

Any recommendations for guided yoga? I’ve always wanted to try yoga for general health benefits but I worry that my form will be all wrong without an actual guide, and I have zero interest in the new-age/spiritual/religious shit

There a dead hawk on the road and with bird flu going around we don’t want any of the animals getting near it

Wolfthorne by Old Spice smells like fruity Sweet Tart candies 💜

Bratapult

Good luck!

Love their Trippel though

Not one but two Aphex Twin logos? This pleases me.