So the “reality” is the opposite, he was arrested for not putting ketchup on the hotdog!

I didn’t but I wasn’t downloading random suspicious crap off the Internet either. I’m not sure I even saw the famous ones like I Love You or Anna Kournikova. I probably wouldn’t have been hit, though, since I’d also been taught not to open random, unexpected email attachments.

I don’t know how long he’s been doing it, but there’s at least one spider in every comic (although I think it’s usually drawn with 6 legs)

Spider spoiler:

Put a fat like mayonnaise or butter on the bottom bun to protect it from moisture. Lettuce doesn’t belong on burgers; it will either wilt from the heat or cool the burger.

I think there’s a second patty under the cheese

I don’t entirely understand the concept of moderators needing to be the main posters. Somebody recruited me once to be the mod of a slow community and the main thing they wanted was for me to make posts. I don’t need to be a moderator to post in a community and I already post in every community as much as I can; if I have something relevant to that community, I post, and if I have nothing I don’t post.

A guy I worked with went to high school with Randy Jones (the cowboy). He became the most popular person at all their class reunions.

He has a junk shelf instead of a junk drawer

It’s not a Reddit-exclusive thing, though, so I don’t think the colors relate to upvote/downvote colors

When using this meme format, red is rad, blue is bad. The good thing is in the red, the bad thing is in the blue.

Side note: that disease she has sounds wild. I wonder if she wasn’t wealthy and famous if she ever would’ve even gotten diagnosed?

Her manager who married her when she was basically a child?

She’s 55?!

I wonder if it was more effective in his era, late 19th century? Leisure travel wasn’t as much of a thing then, especially to other countries/continents, and the tourism industry didn’t exist nearly as much

Imagine coloring in a country on the map and then the borders change; like this map doesn’t show South Sudan as independent. Would they go through the trouble of getting the map updated?

Let’s gooooo!!

It could help you get to space

Oh. How’s it taste?

What if the secret ingredient in Slurm is people?