The title and topic reminded me of a Jonathan Coulton song I hadn’t thought about in years, thanks for that! https://youtu.be/MxUS6gyvEr4

It would had cost you zero dollars to not murder Godort

Me, on the other hand, will buy even more bananas.

Ughhh I keep finding these exact things in one of our rooms, never seen an adult one, always larvae. Find like one a week, which makes me think they’re just too dumb to organize an orgy and reproduce and ruin my life, which works for me.

Listen carefully, skeleton.