Get out of the dog lane!

#fuckbikes

Congratulations!

You should eat some pizza later.

In her sadness, it seemed as if even her beautiful, beloved boobs bounced a little less boobily as she jiggled down the stairs…

@!remindmebot@lemmy.world in one year, please call me with an update on this.

There’s no polite way to say this: have you guys stumbled upon any of the naked boobs, yet!? Like, holy what!? I can’t believe some of the things they’re allowing up on here!

Nice!

“I’m calling it: another global pandemic-free year! And the sweet song of Lady Liberty spreading from that shining city on a hill in Washington, D.C.!”

And they’ll be worth six figures someday!

He’s a job, just like you requested! Just don’t ask about the apostrophe.

These first episodes are kind of slow?

No, no, you’re gonna love it! Stick with it! It only gets better! 🤭

Fittingly, we always called that a suicide.

I’ve got a few of those in my back. TIL I’m Vulcan. Really shouldn’t be too surprised.

Exactly, thank you. There are no added preservatives. Just the preservatives, as requested.

Don’t yuck other people’s yums!

A big enough egg can destroy a mama chicken, I bet. As an unrelated aside, I’ve been told I was a big baby, I was nicknamed Refrigerator.

I just make sure I only ever sleep in well-sealed places. An immortal cockroach would be way scarier. Immortal house centipede. Etc.

I’ve got a black dog and a white dog, one furry, one hairy. A little of everything, like a nice sampler platter.