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• Whitey Houston
• Dr. Drew and Scoop Dogg
• Pinko
• Johnny Fash
• Michael Jacks On
• Donna Bummer
• George Strain
• Eric Crapton
• Teat Loaf

Wild migratory bird eggs are also good. Oysters of the trees.

I was with you in the first sentence. Then you just made me hungry.

Damn, then I guess I have had an orgy.

I don’t think I will?

How many are there?

Quick, someone make an emulator with the help of ChatGPT and upload the process to YouTube.

Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.

What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either…

Fine, you can have your damned exemption.

Not sure, mine’s in my weiner I think?

But think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.

DO NOT melt your golden fiddles down for scrap metal, if you’re looking to make the most on them. You’re going to lose a huge amount of the value. And if you plan to do it at home, the requirements are pretty intense.

She wanted to give you a heads-up about her new OnlyFans. 😘 💦

Is this the newest bullshit from the “moon landing was filmed on a Hollywood set” crowd? How’d they make his kids age without relativistic effects from a black hole, geniuses? Science is your friend, no need to fear it.

I’ll be AJ! Liv Tyler was the main thing from that movie that stuck in my 13 year old brain.

I actually know the answer to this, but don’t need the added competition.

I further propose this confer full, nay, enhanced US citizenship to all Americans. If they even want that shit anymore.

Of course. Ugh. Thank you for the resource.

That singlehandedly caused me to begin actively moving away from Google starting yesterday. Gonna be a pain in the ass, but I’m working on it.

My interim e-mail solution is mailbox.org. Trying a 30-day free trial and annoyed at having to pay, but fuck it. It’s cheap. Like $1-$3/month. Will see.

I’m assuming OpenStreetMaps has an app and plan to check today.

I’ve started decluttering/backing up my Drive and Photos so that I can unsubscribe from their recently-changed shit subscription structure without losing essential files.

…I can’t be the only one who’s seen other relevant media…

I was lured in with promises of bean photos shared amongst fellow enthusiasts and it turned out you guys don’t even care about beans and were just mocking the bean community/movement the whole time.