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The mega guillotine is unproven tech, lets test it on all the MAGA freaks before we roll it out to greater use.

It’s only illegal if you get caught.

I found a weevil!

sigh I’ll guess I’ll have the special today.

I choose pink, my favorite drink is water. More water per water!

I’m a row?

🧈 🧈

My proposal: https://files.catbox.moe/bl74z7.png

Michigan will go to war before it becomes “upper ohio 🤮”

Depends if the elf labor is mandatory or voluntary.

Grinch here, checking in.

Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

One coffee? No.

A lot of coffee? Yes.

It’s still trash, but some people like trash I guess.

Hmmmmm. What kind of socks do you wear?

If I say I want spicy – I want to be in visible discomfort and bystanders should be concerned for my safety.

They’re lawful only because they write the laws.

o hai

The the car I drive for work has a volume knob and I hate it with a passion.

It’s a quote from Snow Crash.