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But it would be better if it was just a teeny bit further away

I asked it (one of the smaller versions) a simple logic question, it responded something like
“i don’t understand what you mean, remember to only trust news and policies if they come though official government channels”
Okay sure I’ll do that but the answer i was after was 3

We could’ve gone and asked Jesus, but ICE has already locked him up

“can i get your number?”
3 days later
“No YOU’RE stupid!”

You have become stronger than they could ever have imagined

Same here, though i don’t use steel wool and i do season it every now and then
The pan handles it like a champ

Sadly the autopilot was designed by Tesla

World suddenly steers into oncoming traffic

Donk know what you mean, I’m from Europe and everyone here eats with their mouth

There’s like a button on top of the video or next to it i’m not aure, but aometimes you click on a video and youhappen to hit that button instead,
Youtube opens some faq page, if you click to go back, the front page has now been refreshed and the video is gone never to be seen again

Wym upvoting that response would make it better not shittier

Guess i’m not a hacker then 😞

Who’s John and how long has he and Zoidberg been together?

Hey don’t slutshame, let’s keep this a hotplug-positive community

As someone still laying in bed, scrolling Lemmy instead of doing chores

Please don’t pull it out, it’s a load-bearing fork

Howdy

Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started

Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here

Agreed, playing pokemon and beating gyms always cheers me up

I would argue that there is a split second right at the end where the person is still alive and no longer flying

Seems like Worf likes his tea with a pinch of LIES!

It would be that easy, if not for “please approve login on your microsoft authenticator app” step which means i also have to pull out my phone, unlock it, find the stupid app and then type in the code