Ignotum

I’ll add “political activist slash freedomfighter” to my CV, and then hope they never asks for specifics

I only save the best ones, to save on storage space

Watts are energy per time, so maybe your phone did use 1.21GW, but for only a very short period of time

A typical phone battery has 11Wh of energy, that’s
11Wh / 1.21GW = 0.0000327s
To fully expend all the energy in the battery

Assuming your meme is something like 50kB, you’ll need to transmit at
50kB / 3.27e-5 = 1.5GBps
to fully transfer the meme before running out of juice

In what way is my 7TB collection of furry tiddy pics political or ideological?

Energy to send one kilogram into the sun: 450000000 J/kg
Typical calf weight: 37kg
energy cost of sending one calf into the sun: 16.6GJ
Eating one unit of cheese burns about half a tonne of gasoline (assuming perfect efficiency)

Ah yes, now this is a good fucking meme, so fresh, so dank

The glory isn’t mine, praise DuckDuckGo’s image search!

This comic is this close to being loss 🤏

Whmoth is this happening!

I don’t live in America. if my doctor says i need it i get it

Me when jerboa doesn’t want to play gifs

He dares give me orders? That’s a paddlin’!

That won’t work, even if you’re able to make some super strong megabug, the anti-vaxxers will just put a drop of essential oil under the tongue and inject a gallon of bull urine into their veins, and be instantly cured

Their knowledge of natural medicine is simply too advanced and powerful

No they charge on the power lines, the sex houses are so they can protect their electronics from the rain

The markets adapt to the times

It’s said that everytime you pirate something, the creator sheds a single tear.

“Hey google how many teardrops can a person shed before dying of dehydration?”

Christians are supposed to be kind, so all these lgbtq+ hating Christians are obviously demons trying to give Christianity a bad rep, whenever you see one you should throw them
“yeet them for Jesus”

Weird, for me it’s the other way around
I’m unable to fly, that makes me sad so i get drunk and roll around on the ground

They’re asking if the biochemical processes that allow it to function cease in a way that is detrimental to the organisms continued existence